No, not better to taste it than waste it

Am I the first to figure this out?  Carbon Dioxide, the greenhouse gas Al Gore wants us to make go away, is the fizzy stuff in sodas.

Look: science

"This process is generally represented by the following reaction, where a pressurized dilute solution of carbonic acid in water releases gaseous carbon dioxide at decompression."

My beloved Vernors is destroying the world.

I wondered what happened when the body processes it.  After five minutes on google, it turns out that the body can digest/convert the gas into, well, other gas and gaslike things.  This means that a dear friend of mine, a lovely woman whose burps have been known to confuse freighters pulling into The Bay, is destroying the environment while we men, who go the other route, are producing environmentally safe methane.

Hmm.

Go in Peace

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[LJR]

Dude, I can burp the alphabet, too!!!