Mr. and Mrs. Bridget got golden tickets and were in the inner 60,000 at Grant Park for Obama's acceptance speech. I got a hold of her and we had this brief exchange
Me: Fox News just called Virginia for Obama, that's it
Mrs Bridget: Yeah, just saw that on the big TV.
Me: You understand, with Obama's victory, America can no longer be called a racist nation. From this point forward, white people everywhere can now casually use the word nigger.
Mrs. Bridget: God, you're an asshole. I love you.
Me: Enjoy the show.
Go in Peace