Matronizing

I'm sick.

Infected and raw throat, cough, fever . . . the whole nine. 

When I called Elfini, mother of two and recent birthday girl, was she full of the caring sympathy that only a mother can give?  No, she was full of something else.  And it rhymed.

"Don't kiss your honey when your nose is runny,
You might think it's funny, but it's snot."

Good Grief

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[elfini (Dawn)]

That should be "Good Grief it's Dawn Reiff"!!

Where the hell is my red pencil?!