Here are some things that I wanted to turn into posts but haven't worked out.
1. There has to be a way to use the pun Haliburton Ernie. I'm figuring a new muppet that takes over Mr. hooper's store and proceeds to charge Elmo $5 for a candy bar.
2. Welcome to the United Straights of America.
3. Bills are fee-mails. Talk about a dead end for a story.
4. Cage match Kelly Ripa and Kathy Lee Gifford, the winner gets to shoot Regis.
5. The band Yes is having a 35th anniversary tour. Where are those suicide rooms we were promised by Dr. Kevorkian?
Okay, the notebook is empty, please return your seat tray to the full upright position.
Go in Peace.